Things you Never Thought you'd Say to your Children - Expanded

The original thread in my old forums had things that I never expected to say as a parent. I'll be adding more of that but as they've grown older I've discovered that they say things that are just flat out strange or potentially disturbing. So, I'll be adding those things as they come out. I'll open this list with something that my youngest offspring said this afternoon.

My youngest is playing Worms: Total Mayhem on the XBox. From behind me I hear "The Killing Time is Upon Us!" I HAVE to turn around and see what he's doing at this point. He had used the Concrete Donkey and annihilated the other team. I wasn't sure whether to be proud or concerned.